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@@ -6,9 +6,13 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/CtynMdGE4CwJuUSoYhRf4powwKwT8bWo5Dq2KiBVEiKm"
 date: 2026-03-04
 domain: internet-finance
 format: data
-status: unprocessed
+status: null-result
 tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
 event_type: launch
+processed_by: rio
+processed_date: 2026-03-16
+extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
+extraction_notes: "LLM returned 0 claims, 0 rejected by validator"
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 ## Launch Details
@@ -134,3 +138,11 @@ It is a new category: **provable, private, and socially viral sexual health infr
 - Token mint: `GPM6F86ritzhCvB7ZwkdxMEjgiXEiyW4nQ226PZemeta`
 - Version: v0.7
 - Closed: 2026-03-05
+
+
+## Key Facts
+- SizeMatters raised $4,969 against $75,000 target on futardio (6.6% success rate)
+- Launch used futardio v0.7 platform
+- Project claimed to train models on 4,000+ synthetic genital images generated from 3D Blender pipelines
+- Competitor Dr. Kegel reportedly generates ~$300k/month revenue
+- Planned capital allocation: 40% product/engineering, 30% growth, 20% compliance, 10% operations