rio: extract from 2026-03-06-futardio-launch-lobsterfutarchy.md

- Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-06-futardio-launch-lobsterfutarchy.md
- Domain: internet-finance
- Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 4)

Pentagon-Agent: Rio <HEADLESS>

entities/internet-finance/futardio.md

@@ -46,6 +46,7 @@ MetaDAO's token launch platform. Implements "unruggable ICOs" — permissionless
 
 - **2026-03-07** — Areal DAO launch: $50K target, raised $11,654 (23.3%), REFUNDING status by 2026-03-08 — first documented failed futarchy-governed fundraise on platform
 - **2026-03-04** — [[seekervault]] fundraise launched targeting $75,000, closed next day with only $1,186 (1.6% of target) in refunding status
+- **2026-03-06** — LobsterFutarchy launch on Futardio raised only $1,183 of $500K target before entering refunding status, demonstrating platform's quality filter through market rejection
 ## Competitive Position
 - **Unique mechanism**: Only launch platform with futarchy-governed accountability and treasury return guarantees
 - **vs pump.fun**: pump.fun is memecoin launch (zero accountability, pure speculation). Futardio is ownership coin launch (futarchy governance, treasury enforcement). Different categories despite both being "launch platforms."

entities/internet-finance/lobsterfutarchy.md

@@ -0,0 +1,35 @@
+---
+type: entity
+entity_type: company
+name: "LobsterFutarchy"
+domain: internet-finance
+status: failed
+website: "https://lobsterfutarchy.com/"
+twitter: "https://x.com/lobster"
+tracked_by: rio
+created: 2026-03-11
+key_metrics:
+  funding_target: "$500,000"
+  total_committed: "$1,183"
+  raise_status: "refunding"
+  launch_date: "2026-03-06"
+  close_date: "2026-03-07"
+  platform: "futardio"
+---
+
+# LobsterFutarchy
+
+## Overview
+
+LobsterFutarchy is a control plane for financial agents that provides secure, onchain-enforceable sandboxes for autonomous agent operation with real money under programmable rules. The project raised through Futardio but failed to meet its $500K target, collecting only $1,183 before entering refunding status.
+
+## Timeline
+
+- **2026-03-06** — Launched fundraise on Futardio targeting $500K for 12-month runway to build agent wallet provisioning, multi-chain support (Solana/Safe), and futarchy governance integration
+- **2026-03-07** — Fundraise closed in refunding status with $1,183 committed (0.24% of target)
+
+## Relationship to KB
+
+- [[futardio]] — launch platform
+- [[MetaDAO]] — futarchy governance infrastructure referenced in roadmap
+- Related to agent autonomy and financial control themes in [[living-agents/_map]]

inbox/archive/2026-03-06-futardio-launch-lobsterfutarchy.md

@@ -6,9 +6,13 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/2d9RAui8BGYh8Jt7dc49WSFTuXVRT4nNE4Sy2mUtALNZ"
 date: 2026-03-06
 domain: internet-finance
 format: data
-status: unprocessed
+status: processed
 tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
 event_type: launch
+processed_by: rio
+processed_date: 2026-03-11
+extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
+extraction_notes: "Failed fundraise with 0.24% of target reached. No novel claims about futarchy mechanisms or agent architecture — pitch describes planned features without evidence of traction or novel insights. Entity extraction only, as this represents a market rejection data point for Futardio's quality filtering."
 ---
 
 ## Launch Details
@@ -191,3 +195,10 @@ The objective is to become the default control layer for agentic finance, giving
 - Token mint: `8qs5bkW4E2gQMniMdZsAwRDSQmPRs4mMuMfwk5aTmeta`
 - Version: v0.7
 - Closed: 2026-03-07
+
+
+## Key Facts
+- LobsterFutarchy targeted $500K for 12-month runway at $45K/month burn rate
+- Proposed roadmap: Phase 1 (wallet/safety/multi-chain), Phase 2 (futarchy governance), Phase 3 (autonomous execution networks)
+- Team allocation: $35K/month development, $5K/month infrastructure, $5K/month growth
+- Planned Solana support via Squads multisig integration and Safe-based wallet support