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- **2026-03-07** — Areal DAO launch: $50K target, raised $11,654 (23.3%), REFUNDING status by 2026-03-08 — first documented failed futarchy-governed fundraise on platform
- **2026-03-04** — [[seekervault]] fundraise launched targeting $75,000, closed next day with only $1,186 (1.6% of target) in refunding status
- **2026-03-04** — [[pli-creperie-ambulante]] launched seeking $350K for Zürich food truck, first traditional consumer business on platform; reached Refunding status and closed within one day (2026-03-05)
- **2026-03-04** — [[pli-creperie-ambulante]] launched targeting $350K for Zürich crêpe food truck, first documented consumer food business futarchy raise, failed within one day reaching Refunding status
## Competitive Position
- **Unique mechanism**: Only launch platform with futarchy-governed accountability and treasury return guarantees
- **vs pump.fun**: pump.fun is memecoin launch (zero accountability, pure speculation). Futardio is ownership coin launch (futarchy governance, treasury enforcement). Different categories despite both being "launch platforms."

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---
type: entity
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name: "Pli — Crêperie Ambulante"
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status: failed
founded: 2026
headquarters: "Zürich, Switzerland"
platform: "futard.io"
launch_date: 2026-03-04
launch_address: "GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa"
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raise_target: "$350,000"
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duration: "1 day"
business_model: "Food truck → restaurant → franchise"
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created: 2026-03-11
name: Pli Creperie Ambulante
---
# Pli — Crêperie Ambulante
## Overview
Pli was a proposed crêperie food truck business in Zürich, Switzerland that attempted to raise $350,000 through futarchy-governed fundraising on futard.io. The project represented the first documented traditional consumer food business to use the MetaDAO launchpad. The founder, a Solutions Architect in tech (not a trained chef), explicitly rejected crypto-native framing and positioned futarchy purely as an alternative capital formation mechanism to traditional fundraising. The launch reached "Refunding" status and closed within one day, making it a critical data point on futarchy's applicability to non-crypto-native physical businesses.
## Timeline
- **2026-03-04** — Launched on futard.io seeking $350K for food truck, equipment, permits, and first-year operations (60K CHF truck, 8K equipment, 90K/year founder living expenses)
- **2026-03-05** — Reached Refunding status and closed (one day duration)
## Relationship to KB
- [[futarchy-governed-permissionless-launches-require-brand-separation-to-manage-reputational-liability-because-failed-projects-on-a-curated-platform-damage-the-platforms-credibility]] — demonstrates reputational risk of permissionless launches
- [[myco-realms-demonstrates-futarchy-governed-physical-infrastructure-through-125k-mushroom-farm-raise-with-market-controlled-capex-deployment]] — contrasting failure case to Myco Realms' successful physical infrastructure raise
- [[MetaDAO is the futarchy launchpad on Solana where projects raise capital through unruggable ICOs governed by conditional markets creating the first platform for ownership coins at scale]] — first traditional consumer business on platform
Pli Creperie Ambulante is a food truck business model exploring futarchy-governed fundraising mechanisms. <!-- claim pending -->

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---
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title: "Futardio: Pli — Crêperie Ambulante fundraise goes live"
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date: 2026-03-04
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---
## Launch Details
- Project: Pli — Crêperie Ambulante
- Description: From griddle to empire, building the crêperie brand Switzerland is missing.
- Funding target: $350,000.00
- Total committed: N/A
- Status: Refunding
- Launch date: 2026-03-04
- URL: https://www.futard.io/launch/GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa
# Futardio Launch: Pli Crêperie Ambulante
## Team / Description
## Project Description
Futardio is a new initiative aimed at revolutionizing the mobile food industry with its innovative crêperie services. The project focuses on providing high-quality, affordable crêpes to urban areas, starting with Zürich.
# Pli — Crêperie Ambulante
## The idea
A proper crêperie on wheels, starting on the streets of Zürich and expanding from there. Galettes de sarrasin (buckwheat savory crêpes), sweet crêpes on the griddle, and cidre to wash it down. No gimmicks, no fusion nonsense — just the real thing, done well, in a city that has surprisingly none of it.
Switzerland has incredible food culture but a massive gap in the casual French crêpe game. There are sit-down French restaurants. There are kebab stands. There is nothing in between for someone who wants a proper jambon-fromage galette at a market on a Saturday morning.
Pli fills that gap.
## Why fund this
I'm going to be honest: this isn't a tech startup. There's no AI, no protocol, no flywheel diagram. This is a food truck, a billig (crêpe griddle), and someone who's done the math and wants to build something real and tangible.
What you're funding:
- **Phase 1: A food truck** — fitted out for crêpe service, permitted to operate in Zürich canton. This is the validation stage: prove the product, build a following, nail the operations.
- **Phase 2: A restaurant** — once the truck proves demand and unit economics, open a permanent crêperie-cidrerie in Zürich. A real sit-down spot with the full experience.
- **Phase 3: A franchise** — systematize everything from Phase 1 and 2 into a repeatable model. Expand to other Swiss cities and beyond. The crêpe game has no dominant brand in continental Europe outside Brittany — that's the opportunity.
What you get: the satisfaction of funding something real from day one, updates on every step of the journey, and if you're ever in Zürich, crêpes on the house. Every token holder gets a standing invitation.
## Use of funds
| Category | Estimate | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Food truck + fit-out | ~60,000 CHF | New truck, fully equipped for crêpe service |
| Equipment (billig, fridges, supplies) | ~8,000 CHF | Professional-grade griddle and cold storage |
| Permits & insurance | ~6,000 CHF/year | Canton Zürich food service license |
| Ingredients & supplies | ~24,000 CHF/year | Buckwheat flour, eggs, butter, fillings |
| Market fees & parking | ~10,000 CHF/year | Rotating between Zürich markets & events |
| Marketing & branding | ~6,000 CHF/year | Signage, social media, local outreach |
| Founder living expenses | ~90,000 CHF/year | Full-time commitment, no side job, Zürich cost of living |
| Buffer / contingency | ~15,000 CHF | Because things always cost more |
| **Total** | **~219,000 CHF (~$250K)** | |
**Target raise: 250,000 USDC** — covers the truck, a full year of operations, and living expenses to go all-in without compromise. No moonlighting, no cutting corners on equipment, no running out of runway before the concept is proven.
## Use of Funds
- Equipment: 150k CHF
- Marketing: 50k CHF
- Operations: 100k CHF
- Miscellaneous: 19k CHF
## Roadmap
- Q1 2026: Launch in Zürich
- Q2 2026: Expand to Geneva
- Q3 2026: Introduce new menu items
### Phase 1 — Food truck (months 112)
## Team Background
The team consists of experienced professionals from the culinary and business sectors, ensuring a well-rounded approach to the mobile food market.
**Month 12:** Secure food truck, complete canton permits, source equipment, finalize supplier relationships. Branding and menu finalized.
## Zürich Market Stats
- Population: 430k residents
**Month 3:** First service. Target: 23 market days per week in Zürich (Bürkliplatz, Helvetiaplatz, Rosenhof markets + weekend events).
## Budget Breakdown
- Total Budget: 319k CHF
**Month 46:** Build regulars, test menu, optimize operations. Goal: break-even on variable costs by month 6.
## Token Address
8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta
**Month 712:** Expand to 45 days/week. Explore catering for corporate events. Validate demand, lock in repeat customer base, document every process.
### Phase 2 — Restaurant (year 2)
Open a permanent crêperie-cidrerie in Zürich. Small footprint, high-turnover format — think 3040 seats, open kitchen with the billig visible, cidre on tap. Location scouting starts in Phase 1 based on where the truck gets the most traction.
### Phase 3 — Franchise (year 3+)
Package the brand, recipes, supplier relationships, training, and operations playbook into a franchise model. Target: Basel, Bern, Geneva, Lausanne — then beyond Switzerland. The crêperie format is inherently simple, high-margin, and replicable. That's the whole point.
## Why me
I'm a Solutions Architect in tech, based in Zürich. I've spent years building complex systems and I'm channeling that same energy into building something you can actually taste. I have the operational mindset, the financial literacy, and most importantly, the stubborn obsession with this idea that won't go away.
I'm not a trained chef. I'm someone who's been making crêpes obsessively, studying the craft, and doing the math on whether this can work in Zürich. The answer is yes — the market is there, the margins are there, and the competition is almost nonexistent.
## Market context
- Zürich has 430,000+ residents and millions of annual tourists
- The street food scene is growing but dominated by burgers, bowls, and Asian food
- There is no dedicated crêperie food truck operating in Zürich today
- Average crêpe price point (814 CHF) offers strong margins on low ingredient costs
- Swiss consumers are willing to pay for quality artisanal food
## What this isn't
This isn't a meme coin. There's no liquidity pool strategy. I'm not going to pretend a crêpe truck needs a token to exist. What it needs is startup capital, and this platform lets me raise it from people who think funding real-world businesses is more interesting than funding the next dog coin.
The food truck is the proof of concept. The restaurant is the product. The franchise is the business. You're getting in at the food truck stage.
If that's you, welcome. Let's make crêpes.
## Links
- Website: https://test.com
- Twitter: test.com
## Raw Data
- Launch address: `GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa`
- Token: 8Xq (8Xq)
- Token mint: `8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta`
- Version: v0.7
- Closed: 2026-03-05
## Key Facts
- Pli Crêperie Ambulante launched on futard.io 2026-03-04 targeting $350,000
- Launch reached Refunding status and closed 2026-03-05 (one day duration)
- Budget breakdown: 60k CHF truck, 8k equipment, 6k/year permits, 24k/year ingredients, 90k/year founder living, 15k buffer = ~219k CHF Phase 1
- Three-phase roadmap: food truck (months 1-12), restaurant (year 2), franchise (year 3+)
- Founder: Solutions Architect in tech, based in Zürich, not trained chef
- Market context: Zürich 430k+ residents, no dedicated crêperie food truck currently operating
- Token: 8Xq, mint address 8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta
- Launch address: GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa
## Key Facts
- Pli Crêperie Ambulante launched 2026-03-04, closed 2026-03-05 (1 day duration)
- Target raise: $350,000 for food truck + first year operations
- Budget: 60K CHF truck, 8K equipment, 6K/year permits, 24K/year ingredients, 90K/year founder living, 15K buffer
- Founder: Solutions Architect in tech, based in Zürich, not trained chef
- Market context: Zürich 430K+ residents, no dedicated crêperie food truck currently operating
- Three-phase roadmap: food truck (months 1-12) → restaurant (year 2) → franchise (year 3+)
- Token: 8Xq, mint 8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta
- Launch address: GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa
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