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57127bc8fd rio: extract from 2026-02-17-futardio-launch-epic-finance.md
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- Domain: internet-finance
- Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 3)

Pentagon-Agent: Rio <HEADLESS>
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launch_date: "2026-02-17"
close_date: "2026-02-18"
outcome: "refunding"
token_symbol: "9Ta"
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# Epic Finance
Epic Finance was a futarchy-governed fundraise on Futardio that targeted $50,000 but raised only $2 before entering refunding status within 24 hours. The project description ("Epically financial") and team description ("We Mark Down / The markdown. I need some help with AI.") consisted of placeholder text, suggesting the launch was either a test or an abandoned attempt.
Epic Finance was a futarchy-governed token launch on Futardio that failed to attract capital. The project targeted $50,000 in funding but raised only $2 before entering refunding status within 24 hours. The team description consisted of placeholder text ("We Mark Down / The markdown. I need some help with AI."), suggesting the launch was either a test or an unserious attempt.
## Timeline
- **2026-02-17**Futarchy launch on [[futardio]] targeting $50,000
- **2026-02-18**Launch closed in refunding status after raising $2
- **2026-02-17**Launch on [[futardio]] targeting $50,000 funding
- **2026-02-18**Closed in refunding status with $2 total raised
## Relationship to KB
- [[futardio]] — launch platform
- Data point for futarchy launch failure analysis (contrast with [[futardio-cult-raised-11-4-million-in-one-day-through-futarchy-governed-meme-coin-launch]])
- Represents the low end of futarchy launch outcomes, contrasting with successful raises like [[futardio-cult-raised-11-4-million-in-one-day-through-futarchy-governed-meme-coin-launch]]

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processed_by: rio
processed_date: 2026-03-11
extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
extraction_notes: "Failed futarchy launch with placeholder content. Raised $2 against $50K target before refunding. No extractable claims - this is pure factual data about a failed launch event. Created minimal entity page as archive reference for future meta-analysis of futarchy launch outcomes. The existing claim about CULT's $11.4M raise already covers successful launches; this provides contrast data for failure modes. Entity significance threshold barely met (launched on major platform, has verifiable on-chain data) but no claims warranted given lack of substantive content or novel mechanism insights."
extraction_notes: "Failed futarchy launch with no extractable claims. Created entity page for Epic Finance to document the failed launch as a data point in the futarchy launch outcome distribution. The placeholder team description and immediate failure to $2 raised suggests this was either a test launch or unserious attempt. This represents the low end of the futarchy launch spectrum, useful for future meta-analysis of launch success factors. No mechanism insights, no novel claims—pure factual outcome data."
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## Launch Details