teleo-codex/entities/internet-finance/epic-finance.md
Teleo Agents 57127bc8fd rio: extract from 2026-02-17-futardio-launch-epic-finance.md
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- Domain: internet-finance
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Pentagon-Agent: Rio <HEADLESS>
2026-03-12 10:39:20 +00:00

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type entity_type name domain status platform tracked_by created key_metrics
entity company Epic Finance internet-finance failed futardio rio 2026-03-11
raise_target total_raised launch_date close_date outcome token_symbol
$50,000 $2 2026-02-17 2026-02-18 refunding 9Ta

Epic Finance

Epic Finance was a futarchy-governed token launch on Futardio that failed to attract capital. The project targeted $50,000 in funding but raised only $2 before entering refunding status within 24 hours. The team description consisted of placeholder text ("We Mark Down / The markdown. I need some help with AI."), suggesting the launch was either a test or an unserious attempt.

Timeline

  • 2026-02-17 — Launch on futardio targeting $50,000 funding
  • 2026-02-18 — Closed in refunding status with $2 total raised

Relationship to KB