rio: extract from 2026-03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md

- Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md
- Domain: internet-finance
- Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 4)

Pentagon-Agent: Rio <HEADLESS>

inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md

@@ -16,7 +16,7 @@ extraction_notes: "This source is a single failed token launch data point with n
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 processed_date: 2026-03-11
 extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
-extraction_notes: "This source is a single failed token launch with no substantive content. The project description is repetitive placeholder text ('one of sick token' repeated 19 times), links point to Twitter searches rather than actual project accounts, and the launch failed immediately with only $50 of $50,000 target raised. This represents a trivial failed launch that does not meet the significance threshold for a standalone decision_market entity (no real capital at stake, no governance dynamics, obvious spam/test). The data point is preserved as key_facts in the source archive. No new claims are warranted—this single failure neither confirms nor challenges existing claims about MetaDAO platform dynamics, launch success factors, or futarchy mechanisms. The existing claim 'MetaDAO is the futarchy launchpad on Solana' already establishes the platform's existence; individual failed launches are noise unless they reveal pattern or mechanism insight, which this does not."
+extraction_notes: "Single failed token launch with no substantive content. Project description is placeholder text ('one of sick token' repeated 19 times). Links point to Twitter searches, not actual project accounts. This is a trivial failed launch below entity significance threshold (<$10K raised, REFUNDING status, no product, no team info, no governance activity). Represents a data point for potential future aggregate analysis of MetaDAO/Futardio launch success rates but contains no arguable claims about futarchy mechanisms, platform dynamics, or market behavior. No new claims extracted. No enrichments to existing claims. Does not warrant a decision_market entity page due to trivial amount and spam-like characteristics."
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 ## Launch Details
@@ -57,8 +57,8 @@ one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of s
 
 ## Key Facts
 - Futardio launch 'one of sick token' targeted $50,000 funding (2026-03-04)
-- Launch received only $50 in commitments (0.1% of target)
-- Launch closed 2026-03-05 after one day in refund status
+- Launch received only $50 in commitments before entering refund status
+- Launch closed 2026-03-05 after one day
 - Token: HsN, mint address HsNsqUzMZvLw2imafejioN18oQ5r1gr65eVB1wRVmeta
 - Launch address: Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K
 - Platform version: v0.7