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type: source
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title: "Futardio: Quantum Waffle fundraise goes live"
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author: "futard.io"
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url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/4Wm4NFVy9MKgSJe3ZT8aKwbL3dc5XxvnWdPhvC4Sinow"
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date: 2026-01-01
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domain: internet-finance
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format: data
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status: null-result
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tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
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event_type: launch
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processed_by: rio
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processed_date: 2026-03-16
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extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
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extraction_notes: "LLM returned 0 claims, 0 rejected by validator"
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---
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## Launch Details
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- Project: Quantum Waffle
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- Description: We made a flappy bird clone, called it "quantum," and dared the universe to stop us. The universe didn't. Here we are. You're welcome.
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- Funding target: $50,000.00
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- Total committed: N/A
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- Status: Initialized
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- Launch date: 2026-01-01
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- URL: https://www.futard.io/launch/4Wm4NFVy9MKgSJe3ZT8aKwbL3dc5XxvnWdPhvC4Sinow
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## Team / Description
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PHASE 1
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QUANTUM IGNITION
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Launch game (DONE — more than most quantum projects can say)
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Deploy $QW token
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First leaderboard season
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Community of degens who understand the joke
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PHASE 2
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QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT
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Multiplayer mode (two waffles, entangled across spacetime)
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CEX listings (we'll ask nicely)
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Partner with actual quantum computing company (they won't respond but we'll screenshot the DM)
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Hire a physicist to tell us what quantum actually means
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PHASE 3
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QUANTUM SUPREMACY (FOR REAL THIS TIME)
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Become worth more than every 'quantum blockchain' combined (low bar)
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IBM calls us to complain — we frame the email
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Get listed on CoinGecko under 'Quantum Computing' category
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Replace every quantum crypto whitepaper with a picture of a waffle
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## Links
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- Website: https://quantumwaffle.xyz/
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- Twitter: https://x.com/QuantumWaffleQW
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## Raw Data
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- Launch address: `4Wm4NFVy9MKgSJe3ZT8aKwbL3dc5XxvnWdPhvC4Sinow`
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- Token: Ase (Ase)
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- Token mint: `Asea2u9y3iwm8nNJ9uRtyeHoLYUHNWR48NJNKGCpmeta`
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- Version: v0.7
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## Key Facts
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- Quantum Waffle launched on Futardio 2026-01-01 seeking $50,000
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- Launch address: 4Wm4NFVy9MKgSJe3ZT8aKwbL3dc5XxvnWdPhvC4Sinow
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- Token mint: Asea2u9y3iwm8nNJ9uRtyeHoLYUHNWR48NJNKGCpmeta
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- Project describes itself as flappy bird clone with quantum branding
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- Futardio platform version: v0.7
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