teleo-codex/decisions/internet-finance/the-meme-is-real.md
m3taversal 0a95c028cc rio: batch 4 — 26 new decision records for 10 projects
New decision records with full proposal text for projects that previously
had zero governance documentation in the KB.

Omnipair (4):
- OMFG-001: Increase Allowance to $50K/mo (Passed, 2025-10-03)
- OMFG-002: Fund Security Audits $64K (Passed, 2025-10-31)
- OMFG-003: Migrate to V0.6 (Passed, 2026-02-16)
- OMFG-004: Strategic Ecosystem Investment $20K (Passed, 2026-03-12)

Ranger (3):
- ICO Launch: $86.4M committed, $6M min (Complete, 2026-01-06)
- $2M Buyback at NAV (Passed, 2026-01-12)
- Liquidation: contested, citing misrepresentation (Passed, 2026-03-02)

Solomon (3):
- ICO Launch: $102.9M committed, $8M raised (Complete, 2025-11-14)
- DP-00001: Treasury Subcommittee + $150K Legal (Passed, 2026-03-05)
- DP-00002: SOLO Acquisition + Incentives Reserve (Passed, 2026-03-13)

Loyal (3):
- ICO Launch: $75.9M committed (Complete, 2025-10-18)
- $1.5M Buyback at NAV (Passed, 2025-11-26)
- Liquidity Adjustment: burn 810K tokens (Passed, 2025-12-23)

ZKLSOL (4):
- ICO Launch: $969K raised (Complete, 2025-10-20)
- Burn Team Performance Package (Passed, 2025-11-22)
- $200K Buyback (Passed, 2026-01-16)
- Restructuring Proposal (Passed, 2026-02-07)

Umbra (3):
- ICO Launch: $154.9M committed, $3M raised (Complete, 2025-10-06)
- UMBRA-001: Fund Security Audits $105K (Passed, 2025-11-12)
- Road to Mainnet operational expansion (Passed, 2026-01-13)

Futardio cult (3):
- ICO Launch: $11.4M committed (Complete, 2026-03-03)
- FUTARDIO-001: Omnibus — 90% token burn + $50/mo spend (Passed, 2026-03-04)
- $10K Meteora DLMM Liquidity Pool (Passed, 2026-03-17)

Kyros (1):
- Burn 4.42M unclaimed airdrop tokens (Passed, 2026-01-13)

Jito DAO (1):
- JTO Vault / TipRouter NCN per JIP-10 (Passed, 2025-01-13)

Marinade (1):
- SAM Bid Routing to MNDE Stakers per MIP.5 (Passed, 2025-02-04)

Pentagon-Agent: Rio <5551F5AF-0C5C-429F-8915-1FE74A00E019>
2026-03-24 15:46:19 +00:00

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type entity_type name domain status parent_entity platform proposer proposal_url proposal_date resolution_date category summary key_metrics tracked_by created
decision decision_market The Meme Is Real internet-finance failed futardio futardio unknown https://v1.metadao.fi/futuredao/trade/9VHgNjV7Lg7t6o6QqSa3Jjj1TNXftxGHnLMQFtcqpK5J 2026-03-03 2026-03-03 fundraise Test fundraise on Futardio platform that immediately went to refunding status
raise_target token_symbol token_mint platform_version
$55,000 5VV 5VVU7cm5krwecBNE3WJautt6Arm2DfTuAH2iVBM9meta v0.7
rio 2026-03-11

The Meme Is Real

Summary

A test fundraise launched on Futardio on March 3, 2026 with a $55,000 target. The project description ("Testing For The Boss") and immediate refunding status indicate this was either a platform test or a failed launch attempt. The project claimed affiliation with spree.co but provided minimal substantive information.

Market Data

  • Outcome: Refunded (same day as launch)
  • Raise Target: $55,000
  • Total Committed: Not disclosed
  • Token: 5VV
  • Platform Version: v0.7

Significance

This entity does not meet the significance threshold for detailed tracking. It appears to be either a platform test or a trivial launch that failed immediately. Included for completeness of Futardio launch history but represents no meaningful governance or mechanism insight.

Relationship to KB

Full Proposal Text

Source: futard.io, launched 2026-03-03

"Testing For The Boss" — test fundraise on Futardio platform. "The boss man says he needs this, so who am I to deny what genius should have or not have? Said the lord."

Raise: Target $55,000. Status: Refunding (same day as launch). Claimed affiliation with spree.co. Does not meet significance threshold — platform test or trivial launch.

Token: 5VV (5VVU7cm5krwecBNE3WJautt6Arm2DfTuAH2iVBM9meta).