teleo-codex/entities/internet-finance/one-of-sick-token-launch.md
Teleo Agents 14e6cf2f8a rio: extract from 2026-03-04-futardio-launch-one-of-sick-token.md
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- Domain: internet-finance
- Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 4)

Pentagon-Agent: Rio <HEADLESS>
2026-03-12 04:33:22 +00:00

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type entity_type name domain status parent_entity platform proposal_url proposal_date resolution_date category summary key_metrics tracked_by created
entity decision_market one of sick token internet-finance failed futardio futardio https://www.futard.io/launch/Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K 2026-03-04 2026-03-05 fundraise Failed futarchy-governed token launch that raised only $50 of $50,000 target before entering refund status
raise_target total_committed oversubscription_ratio token_symbol platform_version
$50,000 $50 0.001 HsN v0.7
rio 2026-03-11

one of sick token

Summary

Failed futarchy-governed token launch on Futardio platform that targeted $50,000 in funding but received only $50 in commitments before closing and entering refund status after one day. The project description consisted of repetitive placeholder text and links pointed to Twitter searches rather than actual project accounts, suggesting low-quality or test launch.

Market Data

  • Outcome: Failed (refunding)
  • Launch date: 2026-03-04
  • Close date: 2026-03-05
  • Raise target: $50,000
  • Total committed: $50
  • Oversubscription: 0.1%
  • Token: HsN (mint: HsNsqUzMZvLw2imafejioN18oQ5r1gr65eVB1wRVmeta)
  • Platform version: v0.7

Significance

Represents a data point in the distribution of Futardio launch outcomes. The extreme failure (99.9% shortfall) combined with placeholder content suggests either a test launch, spam project, or complete market rejection of a low-effort proposal. Relevant for understanding platform quality filtering and launch success rates but contains no novel mechanism insights.

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