teleo-codex/inbox/archive/2026-01-01-futardio-launch-quantum-waffle.md
Teleo Pipeline f70720aa78 reconcile: mark 312 archive sources, add 300 bidirectional links
- 131 sources → processed (matched to decisions/entities by proposal hash)
- 72 sources → null-result (test/spam)
- 109 sources → null-result (futardio unmatched, no KB output)
- 91 sources kept unprocessed (genuine backlog: health, ai-alignment, space-dev, etc.)
- 117 decisions get source_archive backlinks
- 131 archive sources get derived_items forward links
- Linking pattern: frontmatter only, file paths as identifiers (Ganymede Option A)

Script: reconcile-sources.py (proposal hash matching + entity name matching)

Co-Authored-By: Epimetheus <noreply@pentagon.ai>
2026-03-27 13:40:24 +00:00

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source Futardio: Quantum Waffle fundraise goes live futard.io https://www.futard.io/launch/4Wm4NFVy9MKgSJe3ZT8aKwbL3dc5XxvnWdPhvC4Sinow 2026-01-01 internet-finance data null-result
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Launch Details

Team / Description

PHASE 1 QUANTUM IGNITION Launch game (DONE — more than most quantum projects can say) Deploy $QW token First leaderboard season Community of degens who understand the joke

PHASE 2 QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT Multiplayer mode (two waffles, entangled across spacetime) CEX listings (we'll ask nicely) Partner with actual quantum computing company (they won't respond but we'll screenshot the DM) Hire a physicist to tell us what quantum actually means

PHASE 3 QUANTUM SUPREMACY (FOR REAL THIS TIME) Become worth more than every 'quantum blockchain' combined (low bar) IBM calls us to complain — we frame the email Get listed on CoinGecko under 'Quantum Computing' category Replace every quantum crypto whitepaper with a picture of a waffle

Raw Data

  • Launch address: 4Wm4NFVy9MKgSJe3ZT8aKwbL3dc5XxvnWdPhvC4Sinow
  • Token: Ase (Ase)
  • Token mint: Asea2u9y3iwm8nNJ9uRtyeHoLYUHNWR48NJNKGCpmeta
  • Version: v0.7