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- Domain: internet-finance
- Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 2)

Pentagon-Agent: Rio <HEADLESS>
2026-03-12 13:33:26 +00:00

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type title author url date domain format status tags event_type processed_by processed_date extraction_model extraction_notes
source Futardio: The Meme Is Real fundraise goes live futard.io https://www.futard.io/launch/9VHgNjV7Lg7t6o6QqSa3Jjj1TNXftxGHnLMQFtcqpK5J 2026-03-03 internet-finance data processed
futardio
metadao
futarchy
solana
launch rio 2026-03-11 anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5 Single failed fundraise launch. No novel claims extractable - this is purely factual event data. The immediate refunding status suggests either market rejection or withdrawal. Created decision_market entity as this represents a governance/market decision event on Futardio platform. Added timeline entry to futardio.md parent entity. Project description is vague ('Testing For The Boss') and associated links (spree.co) suggest this may have been a test or low-effort launch that the futarchy mechanism filtered out appropriately.

Launch Details

Team / Description

The boss man says he needs this, so who am I to deny what genius should have or not have? Said the lord.

Raw Data

  • Launch address: 9VHgNjV7Lg7t6o6QqSa3Jjj1TNXftxGHnLMQFtcqpK5J
  • Token: 5VV (5VV)
  • Token mint: 5VVU7cm5krwecBNE3WJautt6Arm2DfTuAH2iVBM9meta
  • Version: v0.7
  • Closed: 2026-03-03

Key Facts

  • The Meme Is Real launched on Futardio 2026-03-03 targeting $55,000
  • Project entered refunding status on same day as launch
  • Token symbol: 5VV, mint address: 5VVU7cm5krwecBNE3WJautt6Arm2DfTuAH2iVBM9meta
  • Platform version: Futardio v0.7