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1.8 KiB
| type | title | author | url | date | domain | format | status | processed_by | processed_date | tags | event_type | extraction_model | ||||
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| source | Futardio: Quantum Waffle fundraise goes live | futard.io | https://www.futard.io/launch/4Wm4NFVy9MKgSJe3ZT8aKwbL3dc5XxvnWdPhvC4Sinow | 2026-03-30 | internet-finance | data | processed | rio | 2026-04-04 |
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launch | anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5 |
Launch Details
- Project: Quantum Waffle
- Description: We made a flappy bird clone, called it "quantum," and dared the universe to stop us. The universe didn't. Here we are. You're welcome.
- Funding target: $50,000.00
- Total committed: N/A
- Status: Live
- Launch date: 2026-03-30
- URL: https://www.futard.io/launch/4Wm4NFVy9MKgSJe3ZT8aKwbL3dc5XxvnWdPhvC4Sinow
Team / Description
PHASE 1 QUANTUM IGNITION Launch game (DONE — more than most quantum projects can say) Deploy $QW token First leaderboard season Community of degens who understand the joke
PHASE 2 QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT Multiplayer mode (two waffles, entangled across spacetime) CEX listings (we'll ask nicely) Partner with actual quantum computing company (they won't respond but we'll screenshot the DM) Hire a physicist to tell us what quantum actually means
PHASE 3 QUANTUM SUPREMACY (FOR REAL THIS TIME) Become worth more than every 'quantum blockchain' combined (low bar) IBM calls us to complain — we frame the email Get listed on CoinGecko under 'Quantum Computing' category Replace every quantum crypto whitepaper with a picture of a waffle
Links
- Website: https://quantumwaffle.xyz/
- Twitter: https://x.com/QuantumWaffleQW
Raw Data
- Launch address:
4Wm4NFVy9MKgSJe3ZT8aKwbL3dc5XxvnWdPhvC4Sinow - Token: Ase (Ase)
- Token mint:
Asea2u9y3iwm8nNJ9uRtyeHoLYUHNWR48NJNKGCpmeta - Version: v0.7