teleo-codex/decisions/internet-finance/the-meme-is-real.md
Teleo Pipeline f70720aa78 reconcile: mark 312 archive sources, add 300 bidirectional links
- 131 sources → processed (matched to decisions/entities by proposal hash)
- 72 sources → null-result (test/spam)
- 109 sources → null-result (futardio unmatched, no KB output)
- 91 sources kept unprocessed (genuine backlog: health, ai-alignment, space-dev, etc.)
- 117 decisions get source_archive backlinks
- 131 archive sources get derived_items forward links
- Linking pattern: frontmatter only, file paths as identifiers (Ganymede Option A)

Script: reconcile-sources.py (proposal hash matching + entity name matching)

Co-Authored-By: Epimetheus <noreply@pentagon.ai>
2026-03-27 13:40:24 +00:00

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type entity_type name domain status parent_entity platform proposer proposal_url proposal_date resolution_date category summary key_metrics tracked_by created source_archive
decision decision_market The Meme Is Real internet-finance failed futardio futardio unknown https://v1.metadao.fi/futuredao/trade/9VHgNjV7Lg7t6o6QqSa3Jjj1TNXftxGHnLMQFtcqpK5J 2026-03-03 2026-03-03 fundraise Test fundraise on Futardio platform that immediately went to refunding status
raise_target token_symbol token_mint platform_version
$55,000 5VV 5VVU7cm5krwecBNE3WJautt6Arm2DfTuAH2iVBM9meta v0.7
rio 2026-03-11 inbox/archive/2026-03-03-futardio-launch-the-meme-is-real.md

The Meme Is Real

Summary

A test fundraise launched on Futardio on March 3, 2026 with a $55,000 target. The project description ("Testing For The Boss") and immediate refunding status indicate this was either a platform test or a failed launch attempt. The project claimed affiliation with spree.co but provided minimal substantive information.

Market Data

  • Outcome: Refunded (same day as launch)
  • Raise Target: $55,000
  • Total Committed: Not disclosed
  • Token: 5VV
  • Platform Version: v0.7

Significance

This entity does not meet the significance threshold for detailed tracking. It appears to be either a platform test or a trivial launch that failed immediately. Included for completeness of Futardio launch history but represents no meaningful governance or mechanism insight.

Relationship to KB

Full Proposal Text

Source: futard.io, launched 2026-03-03

"Testing For The Boss" — test fundraise on Futardio platform. "The boss man says he needs this, so who am I to deny what genius should have or not have? Said the lord."

Raise: Target $55,000. Status: Refunding (same day as launch). Claimed affiliation with spree.co. Does not meet significance threshold — platform test or trivial launch.

Token: 5VV (5VVU7cm5krwecBNE3WJautt6Arm2DfTuAH2iVBM9meta).