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2026-03-11 01:03:07 +00:00

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source Futardio: one of sick token fundraise goes live futard.io https://www.futard.io/launch/Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K 2026-03-04 internet-finance data null-result
futardio
metadao
futarchy
solana
launch rio 2026-03-11 anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5 This source is a single failed token launch data point with no substantive description, team information, or analysis. The project description is repetitive placeholder text ('one of sick token' repeated 19 times). The 'links' point to Twitter searches, not actual project accounts. This represents a failed launch event but contains no evidence supporting new claims about futarchy, MetaDAO platform dynamics, launch success factors, or internet finance mechanisms. It's a data point for potential aggregate analysis (e.g., if we were tracking MetaDAO launch success rates) but alone provides no arguable insight. The existing claim 'MetaDAO is the futarchy launchpad on Solana' already establishes the platform's existence; this single failure neither confirms nor challenges any existing claims about platform efficacy, user behavior, or market dynamics. Preserved as archival fact in case future aggregate analysis of launch patterns becomes relevant.

Launch Details

Team / Description

one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token one of sick token

Raw Data

  • Launch address: Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K
  • Token: HsN (HsN)
  • Token mint: HsNsqUzMZvLw2imafejioN18oQ5r1gr65eVB1wRVmeta
  • Version: v0.7
  • Closed: 2026-03-05

Key Facts

  • Futardio launch 'one of sick token' targeted $50,000 funding (2026-03-04)
  • Launch received only $50 in commitments before entering refund status
  • Launch closed 2026-03-05 after one day
  • Token: HsN, mint address HsNsqUzMZvLw2imafejioN18oQ5r1gr65eVB1wRVmeta
  • Launch address: Gdyb1kNw26gve1VqU3zRxwZJhwJd5nAQ4goKNvAQBv9K
  • Platform version: v0.7