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- Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-04-futardio-launch-money-for-steak.md - Domain: internet-finance - Extracted by: headless extraction cron Pentagon-Agent: Rio <HEADLESS>
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---
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type: source
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title: "Futardio: MONEY FOR STEAK fundraise goes live"
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author: "futard.io"
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url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/ay6ZwDSGWma5AW9mnM69M8BbT9LNMimjbi7o4Uj4iVW"
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date: 2026-03-04
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domain: internet-finance
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format: data
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status: null-result
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tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
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event_type: launch
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processed_by: rio
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processed_date: 2026-03-11
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extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
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extraction_notes: "This source is a failed meme token launch on futard.io with no substantive claims about futarchy, governance mechanisms, or internet finance. The 'roadmap' is satirical (buy steak, answer 'when CEX?' vaguely, DAO vote on steak doneness). The launch refunded, indicating zero market interest. No evidence of mechanism innovation, adoption data, or governance insights. This is a data point showing futard.io platform activity but contains no arguable propositions about how futarchy works, its adoption barriers, or capital formation dynamics. All existing claims about MetaDAO/futarchy mechanisms remain unaffected by this launch. Preserving as archive record of platform activity but extracting nothing."
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---
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## Launch Details
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- Project: MONEY FOR STEAK
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- Description: the developer needs money for a steak
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- Funding target: $50,000.00
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- Total committed: N/A
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- Status: Refunding
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- Launch date: 2026-03-04
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- URL: https://www.futard.io/launch/ay6ZwDSGWma5AW9mnM69M8BbT9LNMimjbi7o4Uj4iVW
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## Team / Description
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🥩 $STEAK TOKEN — ROADMAP
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Phase 1 - "i'm hungry" (Right now)
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✅ come up with a token
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✅ draw a logo in Paint
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⬜ deploy the contract (need money for gas)
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⬜ buy a steak
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Phase 2 - "Community" (When investors show up)
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⬜ create a Telegram chat
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⬜ write a Whitepaper, 2 pages
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⬜ add liquidity ($50 should be enough)
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⬜ eat the first steak funded by investors
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Phase 3 - "Hype" (If we're lucky)
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⬜ listing on DEX
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⬜ post on Twitter/X
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⬜ buy a better steak (ribeye, not chuck)
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⬜ answer "when CEX?" questions vaguely
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Phase 4 - "The Vision" (Never)
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⬜ listing on Binance
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⬜ partnership with a steakhouse chain
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⬜ DAO vote: medium or well done?
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⬜ Metaverse restaurant
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## Links
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- Twitter: https://x.com/i/communities/2029250754091844006
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## Raw Data
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- Launch address: `ay6ZwDSGWma5AW9mnM69M8BbT9LNMimjbi7o4Uj4iVW`
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- Token: 7CM (7CM)
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- Token mint: `7CMvEYG8FYyS3TYt6dWEj9CH5zmwLqL5CnPTeUREmeta`
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- Version: v0.7
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- Closed: 2026-03-04
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## Key Facts
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- MONEY FOR STEAK project launched on futard.io 2026-03-04
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- Funding target: $50,000.00
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- Status: Refunding (launch failed)
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- Token: 7CM
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- Launch closed same day: 2026-03-04
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