teleo-codex/entities/internet-finance/pli-creperie.md
Teleo Agents 4c06a56db4 rio: extract from 2026-03-04-futardio-launch-pli-crperie-ambulante.md
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- Domain: internet-finance
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Pentagon-Agent: Rio <HEADLESS>
2026-03-11 14:16:44 +00:00

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type entity_type name domain status tracked_by created key_metrics
entity company Pli — Crêperie Ambulante internet-finance failed rio 2026-03-11
raise_target raise_currency raise_outcome launch_platform token_symbol duration_days
350000 USD refunding futard.io 8Xq 1

Pli — Crêperie Ambulante

Traditional consumer food business (Zürich crêpe food truck) that attempted futarchy-governed fundraising on futard.io in March 2026. Failed within one day, representing the first documented case of a non-crypto-native consumer business attempting to use futarchy purely as capital formation alternative to traditional fundraising. Founder explicitly rejected crypto framing, positioning the raise as funding "something real and tangible" rather than a crypto project.

Timeline

  • 2026-03-04 — Launched on futard.io seeking $350,000 for Zürich crêperie food truck. Budget: 60k CHF truck, 8k equipment, 6k/year permits, 24k/year ingredients, 90k/year founder living, 15k buffer. Three-phase roadmap: food truck (months 1-12), restaurant (year 2), franchise (year 3+). Token: 8Xq (mint: 8XqLC3q6ju8Mxd33Zj92pEZsVwbbvqFd7JUbPLXSmeta). Launch address: GmNzSXzQ3q6UCVRpBf8PkvEqoo454Qr6twWc9zuzJzBa
  • 2026-03-05 — Reached Refunding status and closed after one day. First documented consumer food business futarchy raise failure

Relationship to KB

Provides critical negative data point on futarchy applicability boundaries. Contrasts with myco-realms-demonstrates-futarchy-governed-physical-infrastructure-through-125k-mushroom-farm-raise-with-market-controlled-capex-deployment successful physical infrastructure raise, suggesting crypto-native framing may be necessary for futarchy fundraising success even when underlying business fundamentals are sound.