teleo-codex/entities/internet-finance/epic-finance-futardio-fundraise.md
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---
type: entity
entity_type: decision_market
name: "Epic Finance: Futardio Fundraise"
domain: internet-finance
status: failed
parent_entity: "[[futardio]]"
platform: "futardio"
proposal_url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/2n4GG73NrvpmZCeZ3SPSUwzfWv1MyLSDBc29tRwUccPP"
proposal_date: 2026-02-17
resolution_date: 2026-02-18
category: "fundraise"
summary: "Epic Finance futarchy launch on Futardio targeting $50K failed with only $2 raised before entering refund status"
key_metrics:
raise_target: "$50,000"
total_committed: "$2"
token_symbol: "9Ta"
token_mint: "9Ta7jjn8Zmyy2QX5ACCUuFaC4Tu8twQj4oAL7ybc3ftd"
launch_address: "2n4GG73NrvpmZCeZ3SPSUwzfWv1MyLSDBc29tRwUccPP"
platform_version: "v0.7"
tracked_by: rio
created: 2026-03-11
---
# Epic Finance: Futardio Fundraise
## Summary
Epic Finance attempted a futarchy-governed fundraise on Futardio targeting $50,000 but raised only $2 before the launch closed and entered refunding status within 24 hours. The project description ("Epically financial") and team section contained placeholder text ("We Mark Down / The markdown. I need some help with AI."), suggesting minimal preparation or potentially a test launch.
## Market Data
- **Outcome:** Failed (Refunding)
- **Raise Target:** $50,000.00
- **Total Committed:** $2.00
- **Launch Date:** 2026-02-17
- **Closed Date:** 2026-02-18
- **Token:** 9Ta (mint: 9Ta7jjn8Zmyy2QX5ACCUuFaC4Tu8twQj4oAL7ybc3ftd)
- **Platform Version:** v0.7
## Significance
This launch represents a data point in the distribution of futarchy launch outcomes on Futardio. The 0.004% funding rate ($2 of $50K target) and placeholder team description suggest either a non-serious launch attempt or abandoned project. This contrasts sharply with successful launches like CULT ($11.4M raised) and provides evidence for the high variance in futarchy-governed fundraising outcomes.
The immediate failure and refund status demonstrates the platform's unruggable ICO mechanism functioning as designed—investors can exit when projects fail to meet minimum viability thresholds.
## Relationship to KB
- [[futardio]] — platform hosting this launch
- [[futarchy-governed-meme-coins-attract-speculative-capital-at-scale]] — contrasts with successful launches
- [[futarchy-variance-creates-portfolio-problem-because-mechanism-selects-both-top-performers-and-worst-performers-simultaneously]] — data point for variance analysis