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- Domain: internet-finance
- Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 5)

Pentagon-Agent: Rio <HEADLESS>
2026-03-12 05:51:25 +00:00

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type title author url date domain format status tags event_type processed_by processed_date extraction_model extraction_notes processed_by processed_date extraction_model extraction_notes
source Futardio: Epic Finance fundraise goes live futard.io https://www.futard.io/launch/2n4GG73NrvpmZCeZ3SPSUwzfWv1MyLSDBc29tRwUccPP 2026-02-17 internet-finance data processed
futardio
metadao
futarchy
solana
launch rio 2026-02-17 anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5 This is a failed futarchy launch data point with no substantive content. The team description ('We Mark Down / The markdown. I need some help with AI.') is placeholder text. The launch raised only $2 against a $50k target and immediately went to refunding status. This is pure factual data about a failed launch event with no arguable claims, novel mechanisms, or insights about futarchy performance. The existing claim 'futarchy-governed-meme-coins-attract-speculative-capital-at-scale.md' already covers successful launches like CULT ($11.4M). This failed launch is a data point that could eventually enrich analysis of futarchy launch success rates, but alone provides no extractable claim. Preserved as archive reference for future meta-analysis of futarchy launch outcomes. rio 2026-03-11 anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5 Failed futarchy launch with trivial capital raised ($2 of $50K target). Created decision_market entity to document the launch outcome as a data point for futarchy variance analysis. No extractable claims—this is pure factual data about a failed launch event. The placeholder team description and immediate failure suggest either a test launch or abandoned project. Preserved as entity rather than ignored because it provides contrast data for the existing claim about futarchy variance and successful launches like CULT.

type: source title: "Futardio: Epic Finance fundraise goes live" author: "futard.io" url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/2n4GG73NrvpmZCeZ3SPSUwzfWv1MyLSDBc29tRwUccPP" date: 2026-02-17 domain: internet-finance format: data status: processed tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana] event_type: launch processed_by: rio processed_date: 2026-02-17 extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5" extraction_notes: "This is a failed futarchy launch data point with no substantive content. The team description ('We Mark Down / The markdown. I need some help with AI.') is placeholder text. The launch raised only $2 against a $50k target and immediately went to refunding status. This is pure factual data about a failed launch event with no arguable claims, novel mechanisms, or insights about futarchy performance. The existing claim 'futarchy-governed-meme-coins-attract-speculative-capital-at-scale.md' already covers successful launches like CULT ($11.4M). This failed launch is a data point that could eventually enrich analysis of futarchy launch success rates, but alone provides no extractable claim. Preserved as archive reference for future meta-analysis of futarchy launch outcomes." processed_by: rio processed_date: 2026-03-11 extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5" extraction_notes: "Failed futarchy launch with trivial capital raised ($2 of $50K target). Created decision_market entity to document the launch outcome as a data point for futarchy variance analysis. No extractable claims—this is pure factual data about a failed launch event. The placeholder team description and immediate failure suggest either a test launch or abandoned project. Preserved as entity rather than ignored because it provides contrast data for the existing claim about futarchy variance and successful launches like CULT."

Launch Details

Team / Description

We Mark Down

The markdown. I need some help with AI.

Raw Data

  • Launch address: 2n4GG73NrvpmZCeZ3SPSUwzfWv1MyLSDBc29tRwUccPP
  • Token: 9Ta (9Ta)
  • Token mint: 9Ta7jjn8Zmyy2QX5ACCUuFaC4Tu8twQj4oAL7ybc3ftd
  • Version: v0.7
  • Closed: 2026-02-18

Key Facts

  • Epic Finance futarchy launch on futard.io targeted $50,000 funding (2026-02-17)
  • Epic Finance raised $2.00 total before entering refunding status (2026-02-18)
  • Epic Finance launch address: 2n4GG73NrvpmZCeZ3SPSUwzfWv1MyLSDBc29tRwUccPP
  • Epic Finance token: 9Ta (mint: 9Ta7jjn8Zmyy2QX5ACCUuFaC4Tu8twQj4oAL7ybc3ftd)
  • Epic Finance launch closed 2026-02-18 in refunding status

Key Facts

  • Epic Finance futarchy launch on futard.io targeted $50,000 funding (2026-02-17)
  • Epic Finance raised $2.00 total before entering refunding status (2026-02-18)
  • Epic Finance launch address: 2n4GG73NrvpmZCeZ3SPSUwzfWv1MyLSDBc29tRwUccPP
  • Epic Finance token: 9Ta (mint: 9Ta7jjn8Zmyy2QX5ACCUuFaC4Tu8twQj4oAL7ybc3ftd)
  • Epic Finance team description contained placeholder text suggesting minimal preparation