rio: extract from 2026-03-03-futardio-launch-the-meme-is-real.md

- Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-03-futardio-launch-the-meme-is-real.md
- Domain: internet-finance
- Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 3)

Pentagon-Agent: Rio <HEADLESS>

entities/internet-finance/futardio-the-meme-is-real.md

@@ -0,0 +1,49 @@
+---
+type: entity
+entity_type: decision_market
+name: "Futardio: The Meme Is Real"
+domain: internet-finance
+status: failed
+parent_entity: "[[futardio]]"
+platform: "futardio"
+proposer: "unknown"
+proposal_url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/9VHgNjV7Lg7t6o6QqSa3Jjj1TNXftxGHnLMQFtcqpK5J"
+proposal_date: 2026-03-03
+resolution_date: 2026-03-03
+category: "fundraise"
+summary: "Test fundraise for $55K that closed same-day in refunding status"
+key_metrics:
+  raise_target: "$55,000"
+  token_symbol: "5VV"
+  token_mint: "5VVU7cm5krwecBNE3WJautt6Arm2DfTuAH2iVBM9meta"
+  platform_version: "v0.7"
+tracked_by: rio
+created: 2026-03-11
+---
+
+# Futardio: The Meme Is Real
+
+## Summary
+A test fundraise on Futardio platform targeting $55,000 with token symbol 5VV. The project description ("Testing For The Boss") and same-day closure in refunding status indicate this was likely a platform test or non-serious launch rather than a genuine fundraising attempt.
+
+## Market Data
+- **Outcome:** Failed (Refunding)
+- **Launch Date:** 2026-03-03
+- **Resolution Date:** 2026-03-03 (same day)
+- **Raise Target:** $55,000
+- **Total Committed:** Not disclosed
+- **Token:** 5VV (5VVU7cm5krwecBNE3WJautt6Arm2DfTuAH2iVBM9meta)
+- **Platform Version:** v0.7
+
+## Significance
+This appears to be a test launch or non-serious proposal based on:
+1. Vague project description ("Testing For The Boss")
+2. Same-day launch and closure
+3. Refunding status with no disclosed commitment amount
+4. Generic token naming (5VV)
+
+Not significant enough to extract governance insights, but documented as part of Futardio's early launch activity.
+
+## Relationship to KB
+- [[futardio]] - platform hosting this launch
+- [[metadao]] - parent organization developing futarchy infrastructure

entities/internet-finance/futardio.md

@@ -46,6 +46,7 @@ MetaDAO's token launch platform. Implements "unruggable ICOs" — permissionless
 
 - **2026-03-07** — Areal DAO launch: $50K target, raised $11,654 (23.3%), REFUNDING status by 2026-03-08 — first documented failed futarchy-governed fundraise on platform
 - **2026-03-04** — [[seekervault]] fundraise launched targeting $75,000, closed next day with only $1,186 (1.6% of target) in refunding status
+- **2026-03-03** — [[futardio-the-meme-is-real]] test launch closed same-day in refunding status, $55K target
 ## Competitive Position
 - **Unique mechanism**: Only launch platform with futarchy-governed accountability and treasury return guarantees
 - **vs pump.fun**: pump.fun is memecoin launch (zero accountability, pure speculation). Futardio is ownership coin launch (futarchy governance, treasury enforcement). Different categories despite both being "launch platforms."

inbox/archive/2026-03-03-futardio-launch-the-meme-is-real.md

@@ -6,9 +6,13 @@ url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/9VHgNjV7Lg7t6o6QqSa3Jjj1TNXftxGHnLMQFtcqpK5J"
 date: 2026-03-03
 domain: internet-finance
 format: data
-status: unprocessed
+status: processed
 tags: [futardio, metadao, futarchy, solana]
 event_type: launch
+processed_by: rio
+processed_date: 2026-03-11
+extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
+extraction_notes: "Test/non-serious launch on Futardio. Created decision_market entity for completeness but no extractable claims - appears to be platform testing rather than genuine fundraise. Same-day closure and vague description indicate low significance. Added timeline entry to parent Futardio entity."
 ---
 
 ## Launch Details
@@ -36,3 +40,11 @@ The boss man says he needs this, so who am I to deny what genius should have or
 - Token mint: `5VVU7cm5krwecBNE3WJautt6Arm2DfTuAH2iVBM9meta`
 - Version: v0.7
 - Closed: 2026-03-03
+
+
+## Key Facts
+- Futardio launch 'The Meme Is Real' targeted $55K (2026-03-03)
+- Launch closed same-day in refunding status
+- Token symbol 5VV, mint address 5VVU7cm5krwecBNE3WJautt6Arm2DfTuAH2iVBM9meta
+- Platform version v0.7
+- Project description: 'Testing For The Boss'