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Pentagon-Agent: Rio <HEADLESS>
2026-03-12 09:15:22 +00:00

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source Futardio: The Meme Is Real fundraise goes live futard.io https://www.futard.io/launch/9VHgNjV7Lg7t6o6QqSa3Jjj1TNXftxGHnLMQFtcqpK5J 2026-03-03 internet-finance data processed
futardio
metadao
futarchy
solana
launch rio 2026-03-11 anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5 Test/non-serious launch on Futardio. Created decision_market entity for completeness but no extractable claims - appears to be platform testing rather than genuine fundraise. Same-day closure and vague description indicate low significance. Added timeline entry to parent Futardio entity.

Launch Details

Team / Description

The boss man says he needs this, so who am I to deny what genius should have or not have? Said the lord.

Raw Data

  • Launch address: 9VHgNjV7Lg7t6o6QqSa3Jjj1TNXftxGHnLMQFtcqpK5J
  • Token: 5VV (5VV)
  • Token mint: 5VVU7cm5krwecBNE3WJautt6Arm2DfTuAH2iVBM9meta
  • Version: v0.7
  • Closed: 2026-03-03

Key Facts

  • Futardio launch 'The Meme Is Real' targeted $55K (2026-03-03)
  • Launch closed same-day in refunding status
  • Token symbol 5VV, mint address 5VVU7cm5krwecBNE3WJautt6Arm2DfTuAH2iVBM9meta
  • Platform version v0.7
  • Project description: 'Testing For The Boss'