rio: extract from 2026-03-06-futardio-launch-lobsterfutarchy.md

- Source: inbox/archive/2026-03-06-futardio-launch-lobsterfutarchy.md
- Domain: internet-finance
- Extracted by: headless extraction cron (worker 6)

Pentagon-Agent: Rio <HEADLESS>

entities/internet-finance/futardio.md

@@ -46,7 +46,7 @@ MetaDAO's token launch platform. Implements "unruggable ICOs" — permissionless
 
 - **2026-03-07** — Areal DAO launch: $50K target, raised $11,654 (23.3%), REFUNDING status by 2026-03-08 — first documented failed futarchy-governed fundraise on platform
 - **2026-03-04** — [[seekervault]] fundraise launched targeting $75,000, closed next day with only $1,186 (1.6% of target) in refunding status
-- **2026-03-06** — [[lobsterfutarchy-fundraise]] launched seeking $500K, failed with $1,183 committed (0.24% of target)
+- **2026-03-06** — [[lobsterfutarchy-futardio-fundraise]] launched targeting $500K for agent wallet infrastructure, failed with only $1,183 raised (0.24% of target)
 ## Competitive Position
 - **Unique mechanism**: Only launch platform with futarchy-governed accountability and treasury return guarantees
 - **vs pump.fun**: pump.fun is memecoin launch (zero accountability, pure speculation). Futardio is ownership coin launch (futarchy governance, treasury enforcement). Different categories despite both being "launch platforms."

entities/internet-finance/lobsterfutarchy-fundraise.md

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----
-type: entity
-entity_type: decision_market
-name: "LobsterFutarchy: Fundraise"
-domain: internet-finance
-status: failed
-parent_entity: "[[lobsterfutarchy]]"
-platform: "futardio"
-proposal_url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/2d9RAui8BGYh8Jt7dc49WSFTuXVRT4nNE4Sy2mUtALNZ"
-proposal_date: 2026-03-06
-resolution_date: 2026-03-07
-category: "fundraise"
-summary: "Fundraise for agent financial control plane infrastructure seeking $500K for 12-month runway"
-tracked_by: rio
-created: 2026-03-11
-key_metrics:
-  funding_target: "$500,000"
-  total_committed: "$1,183"
-  oversubscription_ratio: 0.0024
-  token_symbol: "8qs"
-  token_mint: "8qs5bkW4E2gQMniMdZsAwRDSQmPRs4mMuMfwk5aTmeta"
----
-
-# LobsterFutarchy: Fundraise
-
-## Summary
-
-LobsterFutarchy launched a futarchy-governed fundraise on Futardio seeking $500,000 to build a control plane for financial agents with secure sandboxing, multi-chain wallet support, and programmable policy rails. The project positioned itself as infrastructure for the coming wave of autonomous financial agents, offering role-based permissions, session keys, timelocks, and policy templates for treasury operations, yield strategies, and prediction market participation. The raise failed dramatically, collecting only $1,183 (0.24% of target) before closing in refunding status after one day.
-
-## Market Data
-
-- **Outcome:** Failed (refunding)
-- **Funding Target:** $500,000
-- **Total Committed:** $1,183
-- **Oversubscription:** 0.24%
-- **Duration:** 1 day (2026-03-06 to 2026-03-07)
-- **Platform:** Futardio v0.7
-
-## Significance
-
-This represents one of the most severe fundraise failures on the Futardio platform, with less than 0.25% of the target raised. The failure suggests either poor market timing, insufficient community building pre-launch, or skepticism about the agent control plane value proposition. The project's 12-month roadmap included Safe and Squads integration, futarchy governance hooks, and autonomous execution networks, but failed to attract capital despite positioning at the intersection of agent infrastructure and DeFi automation.
-
-## Relationship to KB
-
-- [[lobsterfutarchy]] — parent entity
-- [[futardio]] — launch platform
-- [[MetaDAO]] — futarchy infrastructure
-- Related to themes in [[futarchy-governed permissionless launches require brand separation to manage reputational liability because failed projects on a curated platform damage the platforms credibility]]

entities/internet-finance/lobsterfutarchy-futardio-fundraise.md

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+---
+type: entity
+entity_type: decision_market
+name: "LobsterFutarchy: Futardio Fundraise"
+domain: internet-finance
+status: failed
+parent_entity: "[[lobsterfutarchy]]"
+platform: "futardio"
+proposal_url: "https://www.futard.io/launch/2d9RAui8BGYh8Jt7dc49WSFTuXVRT4nNE4Sy2mUtALNZ"
+proposal_date: 2026-03-06
+resolution_date: 2026-03-07
+category: "fundraise"
+summary: "$500K raise for agent financial control plane with wallet sandboxing and programmable rules"
+tracked_by: rio
+created: 2026-03-11
+key_metrics:
+  funding_target: "$500,000"
+  total_committed: "$1,183"
+  outcome: "refunding"
+  token_symbol: "8qs"
+  token_mint: "8qs5bkW4E2gQMniMdZsAwRDSQmPRs4mMuMfwk5aTmeta"
+---
+
+# LobsterFutarchy: Futardio Fundraise
+
+## Summary
+
+LobsterFutarchy attempted to raise $500K through Futardio to build a control plane for financial agents with secure sandboxing, onchain-enforceable rules, and multi-chain wallet support. The project proposed 12 months of runway at $45K/month burn rate to ship agent wallet provisioning, Safe and Squads integration, and policy templates for autonomous financial workflows. The raise failed dramatically, collecting only $1,183 (0.24% of target) before closing in refunding status after one day.
+
+## Market Data
+
+- **Outcome:** Failed (refunding)
+- **Target:** $500,000
+- **Raised:** $1,183 (0.24%)
+- **Duration:** 1 day (2026-03-06 to 2026-03-07)
+
+## Significance
+
+This represents one of the most severe failures on the Futardio platform by percentage of target reached. The pitch addressed a real problem space (agent financial autonomy and safety) but failed to attract capital despite detailed roadmap and use-of-funds breakdown. The failure suggests either market skepticism about the team's ability to execute, insufficient differentiation from existing wallet infrastructure, or timing issues with the broader agent infrastructure narrative.
+
+## Relationship to KB
+
+- [[futardio]] — launch platform
+- [[lobsterfutarchy]] — parent entity
+- Contrasts with [[futardio-cult-raised-11-4-million-in-one-day-through-futarchy-governed-meme-coin-launch]] which succeeded at scale on same platform

entities/internet-finance/lobsterfutarchy.md

@@ -14,22 +14,20 @@ key_metrics:
   launch_date: "2026-03-06"
   close_date: "2026-03-07"
   outcome: "refunding"
-  platform: "futardio"
 ---
 
 # LobsterFutarchy
 
 ## Overview
 
-LobsterFutarchy is a control plane for financial agents that provides secure, onchain-enforceable sandboxes for autonomous agent operation with real money under programmable rules. The project raised through Futardio's futarchy-governed launch platform, seeking $500K for 12 months of runway to build agent wallet provisioning, multi-chain support (Safe on Ethereum, Squads on Solana), role-based permissions, and policy templates for autonomous financial workflows. The raise failed, collecting only $1,183 before entering refunding status.
+LobsterFutarchy is a control plane for financial agents that provides secure, onchain-enforceable sandboxes for autonomous agent operation with real money under programmable rules. The project raised through Futardio but failed to meet its $500K target, collecting only $1,183 before entering refunding status.
 
 ## Timeline
 
-- **2026-03-06** — [[lobsterfutarchy-fundraise]] launched on Futardio seeking $500K for agent financial control plane
+- **2026-03-06** — [[lobsterfutarchy-futardio-fundraise]] launched on Futardio targeting $500K for 12-month runway to build agent wallet infrastructure with Safe and Squads integration
 - **2026-03-07** — Fundraise closed in refunding status with $1,183 committed (0.24% of target)
 
 ## Relationship to KB
 
 - [[futardio]] — launch platform
-- [[MetaDAO]] — futarchy infrastructure provider
-- Related to agent autonomy and financial automation themes in internet-finance domain
+- Addresses agent financial autonomy problem space similar to themes in [[Living Agents are domain-expert investment entities where collective intelligence provides the analysis futarchy provides the governance and tokens provide permissionless access to private deal flow]]

inbox/archive/2026-03-06-futardio-launch-lobsterfutarchy.md

@@ -12,7 +12,7 @@ event_type: launch
 processed_by: rio
 processed_date: 2026-03-11
 extraction_model: "anthropic/claude-sonnet-4.5"
-extraction_notes: "LobsterFutarchy fundraise launch data extracted. No novel claims - project pitch contains standard agent infrastructure positioning without new mechanism insights. Severe fundraise failure (0.24% of target) is notable as entity data but doesn't generate extractable claims about futarchy mechanisms or market dynamics. Entity significance threshold met due to Futardio platform launch despite failure."
+extraction_notes: "Pure entity extraction - fundraise launch and failure. No novel claims about mechanisms or market dynamics. The dramatic failure (0.24% of target) is factual outcome data, not an arguable proposition about futarchy or agent infrastructure. Existing claims about futarchy variance and launch dynamics already cover the theoretical space."
 ---
 
 ## Launch Details
@@ -198,8 +198,8 @@ The objective is to become the default control layer for agentic finance, giving
 
 
 ## Key Facts
-- LobsterFutarchy sought $500K for agent control plane infrastructure (2026-03-06)
-- Fundraise closed after 1 day with $1,183 committed, 0.24% of target (2026-03-07)
-- Planned 12-month runway with $45K monthly burn ($35K team, $5K infrastructure, $5K growth)
-- Roadmap included Safe/Squads integration, futarchy governance hooks, and autonomous execution networks
+- LobsterFutarchy raised $1,183 of $500K target (0.24%) on Futardio (2026-03-06)
+- Fundraise closed in refunding status after 1 day (2026-03-07)
+- Proposed $45K/month burn rate: $35K team, $5K infrastructure, $5K growth
+- Roadmap included Safe-based wallet support, Solana Squads integration, and policy templates
 - Token symbol 8qs, mint address 8qs5bkW4E2gQMniMdZsAwRDSQmPRs4mMuMfwk5aTmeta