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| type | entity_type | name | domain | status | founded |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| entity | company | Quantum Waffle | internet-finance | active | 2026-03-30 |
Quantum Waffle
Overview
Quantum Waffle is a Flappy Bird clone game with a $QW token, launched via Futardio's futarchy-governed fundraising platform. The project is explicitly satirical, positioning itself as a parody of quantum computing blockchain projects.
Product
- Game: Flappy Bird clone branded as "quantum"
- Token: $QW (Quantum Waffle)
- Planned features: Multiplayer mode, leaderboard seasons
Roadmap
Phase 1 - Quantum Ignition
- Launch game (completed)
- Deploy $QW token
- First leaderboard season
- Community building
Phase 2 - Quantum Entanglement
- Multiplayer mode ("two waffles, entangled across spacetime")
- CEX listings
- Partner outreach to quantum computing companies
- Hire physicist consultant
Phase 3 - Quantum Supremacy
- Target valuation exceeding quantum blockchain projects
- CoinGecko listing under "Quantum Computing" category
Funding
- Platform: Futardio
- Target: $50,000
- Launch date: 2026-03-30
- Launch address:
4Wm4NFVy9MKgSJe3ZT8aKwbL3dc5XxvnWdPhvC4Sinow - Token mint:
Asea2u9y3iwm8nNJ9uRtyeHoLYUHNWR48NJNKGCpmeta
Links
- Website: https://quantumwaffle.xyz/
- Twitter: https://x.com/QuantumWaffleQW
- Futardio launch: https://www.futard.io/launch/4Wm4NFVy9MKgSJe3ZT8aKwbL3dc5XxvnWdPhvC4Sinow
Timeline
- 2026-03-30 — Launched $50,000 fundraise on Futardio with satirical quantum computing positioning