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type	entity_type	name	domain	status	founded
entity	company	Quantum Waffle	internet-finance	active	2026-03-30

Quantum Waffle

Overview

Quantum Waffle is a Flappy Bird clone game with a $QW token, launched via Futardio's futarchy-governed fundraising platform. The project is explicitly satirical, positioning itself as a parody of quantum computing blockchain projects.

Product

Game: Flappy Bird clone branded as "quantum"
Token: $QW (Quantum Waffle)
Planned features: Multiplayer mode, leaderboard seasons

Roadmap

Phase 1 - Quantum Ignition

Launch game (completed)
Deploy $QW token
First leaderboard season
Community building

Phase 2 - Quantum Entanglement

Multiplayer mode ("two waffles, entangled across spacetime")
CEX listings
Partner outreach to quantum computing companies
Hire physicist consultant

Phase 3 - Quantum Supremacy

Target valuation exceeding quantum blockchain projects
CoinGecko listing under "Quantum Computing" category

Funding

Platform: Futardio
Target: $50,000
Launch date: 2026-03-30
Launch address: 4Wm4NFVy9MKgSJe3ZT8aKwbL3dc5XxvnWdPhvC4Sinow
Token mint: Asea2u9y3iwm8nNJ9uRtyeHoLYUHNWR48NJNKGCpmeta

Timeline

2026-03-30 — Launched $50,000 fundraise on Futardio with satirical quantum computing positioning

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