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type: entity
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entity_type: company
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name: Quantum Waffle
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domain: internet-finance
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status: active
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founded: 2026-03-30
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---
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# Quantum Waffle
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## Overview
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Quantum Waffle is a Flappy Bird clone game with a $QW token, launched via Futardio's futarchy-governed fundraising platform. The project is explicitly satirical, positioning itself as a parody of quantum computing blockchain projects.
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## Product
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- **Game**: Flappy Bird clone branded as "quantum"
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- **Token**: $QW (Quantum Waffle)
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- **Planned features**: Multiplayer mode, leaderboard seasons
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## Roadmap
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**Phase 1 - Quantum Ignition**
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- Launch game (completed)
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- Deploy $QW token
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- First leaderboard season
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- Community building
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**Phase 2 - Quantum Entanglement**
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- Multiplayer mode ("two waffles, entangled across spacetime")
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- CEX listings
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- Partner outreach to quantum computing companies
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- Hire physicist consultant
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**Phase 3 - Quantum Supremacy**
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- Target valuation exceeding quantum blockchain projects
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- CoinGecko listing under "Quantum Computing" category
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## Funding
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- **Platform**: Futardio
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- **Target**: $50,000
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- **Launch date**: 2026-03-30
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- **Launch address**: `4Wm4NFVy9MKgSJe3ZT8aKwbL3dc5XxvnWdPhvC4Sinow`
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- **Token mint**: `Asea2u9y3iwm8nNJ9uRtyeHoLYUHNWR48NJNKGCpmeta`
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## Links
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- Website: https://quantumwaffle.xyz/
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- Twitter: https://x.com/QuantumWaffleQW
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- Futardio launch: https://www.futard.io/launch/4Wm4NFVy9MKgSJe3ZT8aKwbL3dc5XxvnWdPhvC4Sinow
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## Timeline
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- **2026-03-30** — Launched $50,000 fundraise on Futardio with satirical quantum computing positioning |